Business Ideas...any takers!!!
The placement season at my college is on at full swing. Seeing as how they're poised to go, I've been exploring potential post-MBA career options. I present before you, for debate and discussion, my shortlist.
1. Gigolo.
Keep running the treadmill, work out harder, buff up plenty, fallover "accidentally" and hurt self so bad that i need facial reconstruction, thus get self a nicer mug than the current one. Then pimp self at assorted street corners. In fact, if any women are gullible enough right now even, feel free to get in touch.
2. Pav Bhaji Stall.
Open a pav bhaji stall outside secunderabad railway station (maybe Necklace road even...). Offer special "sympathy discount" to MBA students. I'm currently looking for a business partner for this venture because every pav bhaji stall needs a cold drink vendor alongside. Tenders are now open.
3. Chappal Maker.
Buy myself a pair of Osho chappals, study how they're made, make minor modifications and sell em as MoJo JoJo chappals.
4. Tree Hugger.
Enough said.
5. Self Styled Guruji.
I'll become like that hugging amma who goes around hugging people and building a multi-crore empire out of it. I'll be Guru (to be pronounced gooroo in the psuedo Amreekan way) MoJo JoJo, of the cult of Mojoism. Our chant is Carpe Chaddiem. Followers, preferably female, hot, nubile and single, are welcome.
6. Blog Comments Consultant
Open a consultancy firm which advises bloggers on strategic plans for getting maximum Comments out of their posts... without being chicks.
7. Yahoo Msgr Night-watchman.
Heaven knows im online 24/7. May as well make it official and guard the place while I'm at it.
1. Gigolo.
Keep running the treadmill, work out harder, buff up plenty, fallover "accidentally" and hurt self so bad that i need facial reconstruction, thus get self a nicer mug than the current one. Then pimp self at assorted street corners. In fact, if any women are gullible enough right now even, feel free to get in touch.
2. Pav Bhaji Stall.
Open a pav bhaji stall outside secunderabad railway station (maybe Necklace road even...). Offer special "sympathy discount" to MBA students. I'm currently looking for a business partner for this venture because every pav bhaji stall needs a cold drink vendor alongside. Tenders are now open.
3. Chappal Maker.
Buy myself a pair of Osho chappals, study how they're made, make minor modifications and sell em as MoJo JoJo chappals.
4. Tree Hugger.
Enough said.
5. Self Styled Guruji.
I'll become like that hugging amma who goes around hugging people and building a multi-crore empire out of it. I'll be Guru (to be pronounced gooroo in the psuedo Amreekan way) MoJo JoJo, of the cult of Mojoism. Our chant is Carpe Chaddiem. Followers, preferably female, hot, nubile and single, are welcome.
6. Blog Comments Consultant
Open a consultancy firm which advises bloggers on strategic plans for getting maximum Comments out of their posts... without being chicks.
7. Yahoo Msgr Night-watchman.
Heaven knows im online 24/7. May as well make it official and guard the place while I'm at it.
posted by The HIGHlight Reel at 10:26 PM
19 Comments:
Hope ur not Risk averse katty...coz u gonna b bankrupt in a hurry with me as ur partner ...
u wouldn't wanna b around when i market clothes to gigolo's...........
well i was thinking of doing some cutting...vitting..
well......cutting ur witting doesn't count does it
so u gotta gimme a chance......n may b u fashion designers will finally see some practical clothes(which don't sell ofcourse)
I have a very interesting, easy, profitable business idea in mind. Also I see no gossamer of any possible recruiter coming along to pick me up.
It has something to do with stealing a chef and selling him. if interested, contact me.
If you wanna stick to your self-styled guruji idea, count me in. we can prbly be the worlds first alliance of gurujis.
I'll be sri sri sri medhavi maharshi sandeepananda .
You do all the hugging, I'll do all the preaching with an occasional digression.
Guru MoJo JoJo....
All the powerpuff galz in your circuit r gonna kick the shit out of ya...beware!! :P
dude....
go with the Blog Comment Consultant.
cos ur more experienced in this field and there are lotsa newbies wanting help.
and you bet that i'll be ur first client. :)
Hey krish u r not fit to be consultant,guru,chappal maker,pav bhaji vendor,watchman,tree hugger. So u know where u fit ;) want some leads;)
Neta....the guru did speak today....n lotta random ppl said ...nice presentation.......
hey krish u r not fit to be a consultant,guru,chappal maker,pav bhaji vendor,watchman and tree hugger. So u know where u fit ;)
Neta...... being tht is betta than doing thithink steps on the road...
You could always marry me.
I will let you cook.
I want a traditional Indian wedding....where i can get a chance to wear a silk dhoti
blog comment consultant , chappal maker wow .......... good .... what a way to market boss...
Few days later the name of ur shop if chappal maker ............ Kaycee ICFAI MBA chappal wala ...
if ladies tailor ... Kaycee Ladies tailor only for unmarried single women. ( preferably with good figures).
if Blog consultant .... Kaycee Blog training and choaching centre to attract chicks
If guru ji ....... Mahatma sarva sri sri sri sri Kaycee vedava of nallakunta only for unmarried single chicks. for all ur problems related to bf's. hugging only if bust is a bit big .......else no need of hugging either.
u want a silk dothi for ur shadi ...gr8.
then what do u need for ur suhaag raat i wonder ???
pav bhaji corner ........... good idea than othes cos good money and chicksd spiners ........ others not that viable financily cos chicks can comfort u but it will lead to losses definitely ..... beware .....dont give helfty discounts for ur pavbhaji for gals in stall ........ else u cant even recover ur fixed costs ...
orey how abt opening a lingerie stores .......... its pretty good ra ..........
The ABOVE comment is crap...thts c r a p
Dude..... am sure u didn't quite get the point...n u just don't comment for the sake of it... n wat u construed from my post...well...... u need to improve ur thought process....n understand concepts like...Marketing...Branding etc etc n of HUMOUR...
BTW do mention ur name mate...
and abt me being a GooRoo...its Financially the most sound...no investment required n i can create a multi crore empire....
U gotta do a lotta thinking Mr.Anonymous
One more, one more!
A website hit counter!
Lotsa work and you can also get the IP addresses of cool chicks.
And now, I'm going to stab myself with the rustiest piece of cutlery for having such an inane thought.
:P
LMAO gr8 post dude ...
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