Buzzer round...hands on the buzzer...
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid
answers:-
>1. At the movies:
>When you meet acquaintances/friends
>Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
>Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
>2. In the bus:
>A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
>Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
>Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again or should i try this time.
>3. At a funeral:
>One of the teary-eyed people ask
>Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
>Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?
>4. At a restaurant:
>When you ask the waiter
>Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
>Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.
>5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years
>Stupid Question:-Munna,kittu, you've become so big.
>Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
>6. When a friend announces his wedding, and you ask
>Stupid Question:-Is the gal you're marrying good?
>Answer:-No,she's miserable,nagging, insensitive lout...it's just the....u know what...!!!.
>7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
>Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
>Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?
>8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
>Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
>Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
>9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
>Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.
>10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
>Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
>Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and not flames
answers:-
>1. At the movies:
>When you meet acquaintances/friends
>Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
>Answer:-Well,it's so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
>2. In the bus:
>A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
>Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
>Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again or should i try this time.
>3. At a funeral:
>One of the teary-eyed people ask
>Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
>Answer:-Why?Would it rather have been you?
>4. At a restaurant:
>When you ask the waiter
>Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
>Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.
>5. At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years
>Stupid Question:-Munna,kittu, you've become so big.
>Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
>6. When a friend announces his wedding, and you ask
>Stupid Question:-Is the gal you're marrying good?
>Answer:-No,she's miserable,nagging, insensitive lout...it's just the....u know what...!!!.
>7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
>Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
>Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?
>8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
>Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
>Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
>9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
>Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.
>10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
>Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
>Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........it was a chalk and not flames
posted by The HIGHlight Reel at 10:38 PM
6 Comments:
rofl....
Nice..enjoyed readin all the 10 instances KC..
Stupid Q:But temme why only 10??
Stupid A:Dont temme u know to count only upto 10 :P :P
ROFL
This i experienced at a paper presentation
Q: Did u write that all by urself?
A: No, i am retarted, my friends girlfriend did it for me
that was so damn hilarious.....
ha ha ha ha.........
hey...this is from a forwarded mail..and you can also see the same questions and answers here http://somegirlwitha.com/archives/2003/04/30/10-stupid-questions-people-ask/
dude sorry ..but i got this one as one of the forwards ...
hope u didnt copy- paste it [:D]
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