VAMUSHKA.... Yamma Yamma...

It was bad enough when it was a fact Shah Rukh Khan can't act worth a damn.

Now it seems the fucker can't speak straight either. Have you seen this shit filled ad with Preity Zinta where he poses as a Russian, an Arab and an asshole with sunflowers?
Here's how it starts:

SRK: (driving up to her in Xing car, pokes stupid-ass head out window) "OI VAMUSHKA! Sinyomah gushka mushka?!..."(motions for a drive)
Preity : (declines, no real surprises)
SRK: "BLOODYVOSTOK!!!!" *dumbass*

Cut to next scene.
SRK: (driving in same car as Arab with stupid ass headband)
"AAYYEEYAMMMA yamma yammmaa hariyamm??? "
Preity: "Fuck off"

Cut to next scene, it's a field
(drives up as an asshole....this time gets OUT like an asshole, holds up sunflowers like an asshole, trying his best to put a sexy face but failing and instead looking like he just lost his front teeth. But this time he's smarter. Says nothing, just offers flowers)
Preity: "Fuck off, I got a field full here."
(Dejectedly, heads back, almost gets in)
Preity: Oh, fuck it all. Let's go already. Maybe I'll geta chance to drop your ass off a cliff. For the sake of women everywhere"
(I think that's the most logical reason she'd want to ride with him. For the life of me I can't think of any other.)