Jai Sri Ram....
QUESTION: WHY IS HANUMAN THE GREATEST SUPERHERO CHARACTER OF THEM ALL.
( WELL AS THERE IS A MATHEMATICAL EXPLANATION FOR EVERTHING,WE TRY AND PROVE THIS BY USING THE THEORY OF SIMILARITY )
1) HE INVENTED THE FUNNY SUPERHERO DRESS CODE.
2) SUPERMAN CAN FLY AND FREEZ THE ENTIRE LAKE--SOO FORGET ABOUT FREEZING A LAKE, DAM....HANUMAN CAN TRANSPORT AN ENTIRE LAKE.
3) HE-MAN USES THE POWER OF "CASTLE GREY SKULL", HE DOSENT NEED ANY "SKULL" FOR HIS POWERS.
4) LIKE CAPTIAN PLANET ; HANUMAN TRIES TO MAINTAIN HARMONY BY ELIMINATING THE EVIL AND PROTECTING "GAYA", HE JUST DOSENT USE THE CALL LINE....... "GO PLANET"
5)) CAN JUMP FROM 1 BUILDING TO ANOTHER AND DOSENT EVEN NEED A WEB TO DO THAT........"MAY BE THIS IS HIS GIFT , HIS CURSE"
6) HAS A TAIL LIKE HELL BOY, WHICH IS BY THE WAY FIREPROOF TOO , I READ SOMEWHERE HE USED IT TO BURN A CITY.
7) CAN CHANGE HIS SIZE..OPPS I MEAN HEIGHT.. ,GROW TALL AND SHORT AT HIS CONVINENCE JUST LIKE THAT.
8) HE EATS BAD GUYS FOR BREAKFAST
AND HE EXISTED MUCH BEFORE ANY OTHER SUPERHERO WAS BORN.
(THUS FROM THE ABOVE REASON ,WE CAN SAY THAT HANUMAN IS THE GREATEST SUPERHERO OF THEM ALL)
[ this is what i come up with when the crazy part of me comes alive and decides to express its weired sense of humour]
( WELL AS THERE IS A MATHEMATICAL EXPLANATION FOR EVERTHING,WE TRY AND PROVE THIS BY USING THE THEORY OF SIMILARITY )
1) HE INVENTED THE FUNNY SUPERHERO DRESS CODE.
2) SUPERMAN CAN FLY AND FREEZ THE ENTIRE LAKE--SOO FORGET ABOUT FREEZING A LAKE, DAM....HANUMAN CAN TRANSPORT AN ENTIRE LAKE.
3) HE-MAN USES THE POWER OF "CASTLE GREY SKULL", HE DOSENT NEED ANY "SKULL" FOR HIS POWERS.
4) LIKE CAPTIAN PLANET ; HANUMAN TRIES TO MAINTAIN HARMONY BY ELIMINATING THE EVIL AND PROTECTING "GAYA", HE JUST DOSENT USE THE CALL LINE....... "GO PLANET"
5)) CAN JUMP FROM 1 BUILDING TO ANOTHER AND DOSENT EVEN NEED A WEB TO DO THAT........"MAY BE THIS IS HIS GIFT , HIS CURSE"
6) HAS A TAIL LIKE HELL BOY, WHICH IS BY THE WAY FIREPROOF TOO , I READ SOMEWHERE HE USED IT TO BURN A CITY.
7) CAN CHANGE HIS SIZE..OPPS I MEAN HEIGHT.. ,GROW TALL AND SHORT AT HIS CONVINENCE JUST LIKE THAT.
8) HE EATS BAD GUYS FOR BREAKFAST
AND HE EXISTED MUCH BEFORE ANY OTHER SUPERHERO WAS BORN.
(THUS FROM THE ABOVE REASON ,WE CAN SAY THAT HANUMAN IS THE GREATEST SUPERHERO OF THEM ALL)
[ this is what i come up with when the crazy part of me comes alive and decides to express its weired sense of humour]
2 Comments:
Hanuman is surely a great hero and he is surely super. But to call him a super-hero is to cast a shadow of doubt on his authenticity. And his costume aint funny either. It is almost blasphemous that you compare hanuman with the other characters of modern fiction.
pj man..... have u seen hanuman ?? even it is a fiction of our forefathers who imagined wildly and made us inherited all these things ..........
i cant comment further abt this
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