When GULTI Mania strikes.....

Once there was a boy. He had a house. He lived in that house. It was a nice little house, with nice little rooms and a nice little living room and a nice little quiet atmosphere...

But the boy who lived in the house with the rooms with the atmosphere could not escape his past...

he could not escape who he was

He was a true blue Gulti...

There's no running away from that... nowhere...nohow...

What this meant was that he was related to half the world...

What this means is that thats a lot of people

Now, one day, half of the half of the world that he was related to, decided to come to Hyderabad...

That very day, they decided (after tea and a toilet break), they would stay at the Gulti boy's house with the little rooms with the atmosphere

Thus the true blue Gulti Boy found himself in a home which was swamped with relatives of all shapes (triangles, circles, trapeziums) and sizes (S, M, L, XL, XXL)

Thus the Gulti Boy found himself asleep on the living room floor one night, as opposed to one of the little rooms with the atmosphere...

While he thought that this was quite a spiffy little adventure (to match with the little rooms with the little atmosphere), his pleasure only lasted until early the next morning, when ALLLLL the relatives decided to hold The Great Congregation Of Breakfast With The Masala Chai... Loudly they sang, " CHAI SUPER GA VUNDI I!!"

The Gulti Boy could take no more and his sleep was forever destroyed...

However, the invasion was not without its benefits...no not at all, said the Gulti Boy... he discovered that while large in number, his relatives were quite a lot of fun...

Even though they smoke enough cigarettes to destroy the lungs of a herd of oxen in heat...

So, when the Gulti boy made this discovery, there was much rejoicing...

There was going to be a sunset and violins here...but the Gulti's decided GULT Rap would suit the occasion more...

When half of the half of the half of the world that had visited the Gulti Boy left for their home shores, he got the room with his Gulti Computer back...

And felt that it was extremely important that you hear his tale...