"With love" from Kris....
Because I'm a lovely person and because it’s that time of the year, I'm drawing up a list of goodies and gifts for some of my FAVORITE people. Don’t you love me?!
To our dearest friend Britney Spears we present Extra Resistant Super Strong Body Armour: For All Those Times You Can’t Stop Touching Your Disgusting Self. I never thought I’d ever say “Get a room” to a girl standing on her own! Hit her baby one more time!
To our favorite new moms Gwenyth Paltrow and Julia Roberts, we give an exquisite hardcover edition of “1,001 Baby Names That NORMAL People Use” in case they ever decide to have more children. Hardcover so that if they don’t learn from their first mistakes (“Apple Blyth”, “Phinnaeus Walter”) they can beat themselves to death using the book.
To sweet, gentle and terminally stupid Paris Hilton I present this special high-resolution Navy Seals Standard Night Vision Camera: For All Those Special Night Moments You Want To Film! So we’ll look forward to a sequel of that tape then?
To everyone’s favorite siblings Janet and Michael Jackson; I’d like for you two to have this plastecine Play-Dough.
Michael; this will mold well into the shape of your nose.
Janet; apply liberally to innerwear to prevent another wardrobe malfunction.
To everyone’s SECOND favorite siblings, The Good Brothers Ambani, here; I saw this tube of Fevicol at the gift store and I couldn’t NOT buy it for you! Use liberally… yeh fevicol ka jod hai and all that.
Michael Moore, I have TWO gifts for you; your own hat… and some crow. Eat them both please. And for dessert try some of our EXTRA special home-made Foot-In-Mouth custard.
Ah, to you Mr. George W Bush… what do you give to the man who has everything? Oh I know! Here, please accept this special edition director’s cut DVD of Fahrenheit 9/11! And here’s an English Language Dictionary too.
To the Indian Cricket Team I present this all-paid for, totally free ten year vacation to Tahiti, where we’ve arranged for you have the rare honor and privilege of representing their national team… at hockey.
And finally, to Hyderabad's Page 3 people… in fact!!! To EVERYONE on this list we’d like to apologize. We wanted all of you to get a life as well but sadly none of the stores had them in size “XXL IDIOT”. Ah well, next year then!
To our dearest friend Britney Spears we present Extra Resistant Super Strong Body Armour: For All Those Times You Can’t Stop Touching Your Disgusting Self. I never thought I’d ever say “Get a room” to a girl standing on her own! Hit her baby one more time!
To our favorite new moms Gwenyth Paltrow and Julia Roberts, we give an exquisite hardcover edition of “1,001 Baby Names That NORMAL People Use” in case they ever decide to have more children. Hardcover so that if they don’t learn from their first mistakes (“Apple Blyth”, “Phinnaeus Walter”) they can beat themselves to death using the book.
To sweet, gentle and terminally stupid Paris Hilton I present this special high-resolution Navy Seals Standard Night Vision Camera: For All Those Special Night Moments You Want To Film! So we’ll look forward to a sequel of that tape then?
To everyone’s favorite siblings Janet and Michael Jackson; I’d like for you two to have this plastecine Play-Dough.
Michael; this will mold well into the shape of your nose.
Janet; apply liberally to innerwear to prevent another wardrobe malfunction.
To everyone’s SECOND favorite siblings, The Good Brothers Ambani, here; I saw this tube of Fevicol at the gift store and I couldn’t NOT buy it for you! Use liberally… yeh fevicol ka jod hai and all that.
Michael Moore, I have TWO gifts for you; your own hat… and some crow. Eat them both please. And for dessert try some of our EXTRA special home-made Foot-In-Mouth custard.
Ah, to you Mr. George W Bush… what do you give to the man who has everything? Oh I know! Here, please accept this special edition director’s cut DVD of Fahrenheit 9/11! And here’s an English Language Dictionary too.
To the Indian Cricket Team I present this all-paid for, totally free ten year vacation to Tahiti, where we’ve arranged for you have the rare honor and privilege of representing their national team… at hockey.
And finally, to Hyderabad's Page 3 people… in fact!!! To EVERYONE on this list we’d like to apologize. We wanted all of you to get a life as well but sadly none of the stores had them in size “XXL IDIOT”. Ah well, next year then!
posted by The HIGHlight Reel at 10:16 PM
3 Comments:
n both the siblings rocked :)
i must tell..u really hav a gud..noo gr8 sense of humor!!
dont u think...
after all the intense thots this was sooooooo welcome
rotfl @janet,micheal,bush,britney,paris and lol our own hyderabadi p3 people
awesome
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