Single and Ready to Mingle,Jingle and Bingle...!!!

Does anybody else, guys and girls get the sense that there's some sort of official law against single people?

"It is required by law that any person that you, as a single person (irrespective of your gender), are interested in must, at any given time, posess
a. A spouse
b. A boyfriend
c. A girlfriend
d. The quality of not even realizing that you exist...
e. A venereal disease"

Its the sorta thing that makes you take up masturbation as a religion and form of daily exercise... also the sorta thing that makes you a lil money, once in a while...

KRISHNA's EXPERT GULTI MONEY MAKING TACTIC #14839

Step 1: See a girl you're mildly interested in.
Step 2: Fuck step 1, see a girl you think is even mildly cute...
Step 3: Casually mention to friend seated next to you, "Hey, that girl is really pretty and has such a nice smile"
Step 4: Wait for friend to walk into well-sprung trap. The sound of the trap being sprung is something like this, "So, why don't you go speak to her and ask her out or something?"
Step 5: Revel in the knowledge of the fact that you now own his ass and will soon also own some of his money
Step 6: Since you of course, know the law of Destiny and Nature, you shake your head and say, "Nah, she probably has a boyfriend..."
Step 7: Feign interest as your friend encourages you... then utter the words, "Wanna bet?"
Step 8: "Yes ok"
Step 9: Allow friend to make discrete inquiries, allow him to return crestfallen, allow him to give you money.
Step 10: Find another friend, another cafe/pub/hotel. Repeat above steps.

If you're going to be single, wanking and lonely, may as well make some money off it...

P.S: Stray thoughts are dangerous. Mentioned to a person that i thought another person was "kind of cute and fun to talk to"... Found out next day from friends that i was, apparently, madly in love with said person and would soon be married with nine children and a dog named Pappu...
Mentioning random thoughts to friends is inviting shit for your health.