Project FeVeR....

There are just some days where you're absolutely wildly enthusiastic to do project work and kick some hard ass, and present the best project you possibly can.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, couldn't keep a straight face any longer. Ok, maybe there ARE days like that...

Just not for me.

Now... this project that i have... i was reasonably interested in it, reasonably enthusiastic about it, reasonably reasonable about it even. Ready to work at it...

Until we got the survey questionnaire...

Now, for those who don't know what a "survey questionnaire" is, it's a "survey questionnaire". This is basically a little piece of paper invented by Satan on the day she had her period.

So now that we've established that surveys are horrible and Satan is female, coming back to the project.

I don't know WHO came up with this survey, but it is the single most unbelievably badly structured survey in the universe. It must have been some severly socially retarded piece of hellspawn that came up with this survey. How else do you explain my having to ask people questions like

"What are your aspirations and fears about the latest technology?"

And my favorite

"Do u believe that E-transactions are easier early in the morning?"

By the time Monday rolled around i was Officially Disenchanted with this project...

I am now Officially in a state of Full Blooming Hatred.

Don't be surprised if you find something in day after tomorrow's newspaper headlines that reads like this:

STUDENTS FORCE TEACHER TO EAT 100 QUESTIONNAIRES AT GUNPOINT.
Lady recovers but still claims to "have a bad case of acidity."

Sigh

Edit: Above-mentioned project has now been scrapped completely. All knowledge of its existence will be denied.