a lil boyz thoughts....
when eve brought woe to all mankind
Old Adam called her Wo-man
But when wooed with love so kind
He then pronounced her Woo-Man
But now,with folly and with pride
Their husbands pockets trimming
The women are so full of whims
That men pronounce them Wimmen.
What i learnt about women in my 22 years:
No means no, yes means no...maybe means no.
This is how they think:
"Man, i REALLY dont want to go for that party tomorrow. ITS GOING TO SUCK! It'll be AWFUL! I dont feel like going!"
"Umm, so dont go"
"Ooohhh! But i have something REALLLY nice that i can wear! So i'll go!"
When they scream, they go ultrasonic... glass shatters, heart patients fall dead on the spot and dogs go rabid.
One shouldn't try understanding them. Its a fundamentally impossible task... think about it...the basis for understand something is Logic. When there is a fundamental logic to something, you understand it... but women have ZERO logic, hence the question of understanding does not arise...
They hinder drinking sessions with ridiculous utopian notions and ideas like "responsibility" and "sobriety"...
They don't appreciate the effort that goes into cultivating the perfect beer belly. They frown upon it...little do they know how much Men pride themselves on the fact that it has been nurtured using only the finest in beer technology. Non believers...
Some of them don't like The Matrix. Kill em all.
They are incredibly bad drivers. I personally know one who (simultaeneously) spoke on her cellphone, cut lanes, broke a signal, got flagged down by the cops and when asked, didnt have her license.
They do silly things. For example, abovementioned bad driver, on being stopped by the cop made the mistake of calling him "uncle"... this almost landed her in jail... luckily she back pedalled in time to call him "brother"
They leak. They are prone to suddenly getting extremely emotional and suddenly leaking on your shoulder... they call this "crying". It scares the pants off me when they do that to me. They suddenly start soggying your shoulder, leaking and you dont have the faintest idea about what you're sposed to do! Its like...help... err...anyone? errr...shes leaking! help?
Some of em can't stop talking about their ex boyfriends even when they're out with you. If not the ex boyfriend, then they talk about all the guys that are making a pass at em...way to go...nice way to make a guy feel special...
Most of em have longer hair than guys.
They are extremely easy to piss off. This makes me happy. Its great fun winding people up.
All girls hate other girls. This fascinates me.
They expect guys to be "sensitive" and they want guys to "listen"...we do listen... to the television!
Melodrama is not a character trait... it is a genetic one.
99 percent of them hate me.
I wonder why?
EDIT : Gals there is something called EUPHEMISM remember that.
Old Adam called her Wo-man
But when wooed with love so kind
He then pronounced her Woo-Man
But now,with folly and with pride
Their husbands pockets trimming
The women are so full of whims
That men pronounce them Wimmen.
What i learnt about women in my 22 years:
No means no, yes means no...maybe means no.
This is how they think:
"Man, i REALLY dont want to go for that party tomorrow. ITS GOING TO SUCK! It'll be AWFUL! I dont feel like going!"
"Umm, so dont go"
"Ooohhh! But i have something REALLLY nice that i can wear! So i'll go!"
When they scream, they go ultrasonic... glass shatters, heart patients fall dead on the spot and dogs go rabid.
One shouldn't try understanding them. Its a fundamentally impossible task... think about it...the basis for understand something is Logic. When there is a fundamental logic to something, you understand it... but women have ZERO logic, hence the question of understanding does not arise...
They hinder drinking sessions with ridiculous utopian notions and ideas like "responsibility" and "sobriety"...
They don't appreciate the effort that goes into cultivating the perfect beer belly. They frown upon it...little do they know how much Men pride themselves on the fact that it has been nurtured using only the finest in beer technology. Non believers...
Some of them don't like The Matrix. Kill em all.
They are incredibly bad drivers. I personally know one who (simultaeneously) spoke on her cellphone, cut lanes, broke a signal, got flagged down by the cops and when asked, didnt have her license.
They do silly things. For example, abovementioned bad driver, on being stopped by the cop made the mistake of calling him "uncle"... this almost landed her in jail... luckily she back pedalled in time to call him "brother"
They leak. They are prone to suddenly getting extremely emotional and suddenly leaking on your shoulder... they call this "crying". It scares the pants off me when they do that to me. They suddenly start soggying your shoulder, leaking and you dont have the faintest idea about what you're sposed to do! Its like...help... err...anyone? errr...shes leaking! help?
Some of em can't stop talking about their ex boyfriends even when they're out with you. If not the ex boyfriend, then they talk about all the guys that are making a pass at em...way to go...nice way to make a guy feel special...
Most of em have longer hair than guys.
They are extremely easy to piss off. This makes me happy. Its great fun winding people up.
All girls hate other girls. This fascinates me.
They expect guys to be "sensitive" and they want guys to "listen"...we do listen... to the television!
Melodrama is not a character trait... it is a genetic one.
99 percent of them hate me.
I wonder why?
EDIT : Gals there is something called EUPHEMISM remember that.
posted by The HIGHlight Reel at 9:35 AM
3 Comments:
too much for a lil boy to handle...so dont think abt all this...beyond ur level..[:P]
xperienced a lot or waT???
anyway u r wrong..u dont know abt us..leave it.its not ur cup of tea i suppose...next time try 2 blog somthin abt boyz..u ppl dont spare us anywhere...
clap clap....
looks like u really figured out the "logic" behind woman ... oops...wimman thinking..way to dude...
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