The Barons of Beer!
Reports that several members of a notorious terrorist group are headed to Bangalore have the city on edge.DJ Kallu, RJ Dost,and several others, all key operatives of the terrorist outfit "The Barons of Beer" are expected to arrive in Bangalore come this April. Unconfirmed reports also suggest that they may be joined by several others, also nefarious member's of this group.
Security has been tightened at all pubs and bars. "They've ordered an extra nine hundred crates of Beer", a bar owner who wished to remain anonymous was quoted as saying. Parents-groups are holding protest marches and demonstrations outside Police Headquarters, worried about the safety of their daughters. "Yes, I have sent my daughter away to Paupa New Guinea for safety and I'm not ashamed to say it" said one concerned parent.
When asked, Chief Minister J. Joyouslolita agreed "this is the scariest thing we've heard since Mandy Moore, but we are doing all we can to cope with the situation." The Barons are notorious for attacks on bars in Hyderabad. At least 600 bottles of beer were killed in each attack. However, this is the first time they have targeted Bangalore.
S.K.Chaitanya
BBC News
Hyderabad
Security has been tightened at all pubs and bars. "They've ordered an extra nine hundred crates of Beer", a bar owner who wished to remain anonymous was quoted as saying. Parents-groups are holding protest marches and demonstrations outside Police Headquarters, worried about the safety of their daughters. "Yes, I have sent my daughter away to Paupa New Guinea for safety and I'm not ashamed to say it" said one concerned parent.
When asked, Chief Minister J. Joyouslolita agreed "this is the scariest thing we've heard since Mandy Moore, but we are doing all we can to cope with the situation." The Barons are notorious for attacks on bars in Hyderabad. At least 600 bottles of beer were killed in each attack. However, this is the first time they have targeted Bangalore.
S.K.Chaitanya
BBC News
Hyderabad
posted by The HIGHlight Reel at 11:52 PM
5 Comments:
hehe sad they'll have to go hm by 11:30.. will b a dry summer..
;)) dissing the B-town over the H-town...i likeeeee itt!! :D
Now where will I go??
this report is caluminous...
*gone to fetch my sniper*
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