Krishna - -> Eco-Friendly

Dear World...

I understand that sometimes you, as a full-flegdged living eco-system, need advice from time to time. That's cool. Really.

I understand that sometimes you feel the need to take it from me. I think thats mildly retarded and you're better off eating your own brains,but hey.

But there is a time and place for everything. And the morning ain't the time. While I'm in bed ain't the place.

Girlfriend ditched you?

Wait till afternoon.

Panicking about exams?

Call me at 6 p.m.

Got shot in the kidney?

You need a doctor, not an agony uncle.

I don't have a problem with offering you advice, even though any advice I offer is liable to compound whatever issue you may have. If your girlfriend broke up with you and you take my advice about what to do, it is quite possibly that your kid brother will die and George Bush will change the American constitution and get a third term as president.

But yet, sometimes, you see it fit to seek my advice. And thats cool. Really.

But after 9am. Really. Or I'll shoot you in the fucking kidney myself.

Twice.

In each one.

Lovingly yours.
Kittu

The Farewell Post....

Really Big Farewell Post

Ok. So I lied. I could go on about avalanche of gossip and the ceaseless hugging and "stay in touch" farewell moments. But the truth is, on some level, this was no different from any other farewell any of you have ever been part of.

And this is a good thing. Because I can't think of a better way I would have liked to leave. So, thank you my friends, for friendships to last a lifetime. Thank you for always being my friends, and like I told one of them when I was talking to them, I'm depressed that we all are parting, but I can't think of a better bunch of friends/people whom i'd want holding fort for another 2 years.

Im going to shut my rambling, senti self up now.

In Other News:

There's also something to be said for acclimatizing them to the Indian way of speaking, and the problems that can result from a misunderstanding. For example

Desi: (after gigantic meal, hookah and cold coffee) Oh dude, I'm going to get sexy sleep tonight.

Phiranghi: (narrows eyes) Oye! You aren't getting no sexy sleep from me man!

Chicken fry...Fish fry...Bye Bye Bye

sigh... i was attempting to read and then randomly this bappi da song popped into my head and it refuses to go away......

*scene mein* - Bappi da jiggling all his fat and his bling like there is no tomorrow and singing..........

You are my chicken fry......

You are my fish fry..

Kabhi na kehna kudiye bye bye bye.......

*more jiggling*

sigh....

Ho mo jo ko ro bo.....am bored

So... I'm bored.

Which got me thinking... video game movies that will never get made:

Minesweeper: The Movie
'Click. Click. Click. BOOM'

The Solitaire Trilogy
'One man's quest to... arrange all the cards according to suit?'

In other news, I met a guy named Jango today. Never thought I'd meet a Jango outside the star wars universe. How bout that? So yeah, I met a Jango today. Bye.