V just Lost....sigh..

Dogs versus Humans(No matter who wins, we lose)

* If you're a human & you're having sex, a posse of other humans doesn't try to pull you off your mate (except in some parts of rural India) or bark & howl in the background.
Dogs 0
Humans 1

* If you're human & are part of a family, you don't have to make big eyes at dinner to have a go at the tasty scraps.
Dogs 0
Humans 2

* If you're a doggie, you are allowed to lie on your back with your legs in the air, genitalia on display. Publicly. If you're human & you do that, you're arrested for indecent exposure. Except in Florida.
Dogs 1
Humans 2

* When you're a doggie, no matter what the sexual position is, it's still doggie-style.
Dogs 1
Humans 3

* If you're human & you piss where you wish, you're filthy. If you're a dog & you do that, you're marking your territory.
Dogs 2
Humans 3

* Humans - no fleas.
Dogs 2
Humans 4

* Dog babies very often look cuter than human babies.
Dogs 3
Humans 4

* Dog adults look cuter than human adults (esp the male human adults). It's statistically proven.
Dogs 4
Humans 4

* If you're a human, you don't have to smell someone's ass when you're meeting them for the first time or as a general form of greeting.
Dogs 4
Humans 5

* If you're a dog & you sit with your tongue hanging out, salivating, it's natural - you're panting. If you're a human & you do that, people like me will call you a Perv.
Dogs 5
Humans 5

* If you're a dog & you eat another dog, it's a dog-eat-dog world. If you're human & you eat other humans, you're unfairly labelled a cannibal.
Dogs 6
Humans 5

* If you're a dog & you eat a human, you're rabid & are put to sleep. If you're a human & you eat a dog, you're Chinese.
Dogs 6
Humans 6

* When humans visit their doctors, the doctors don't wedge their hands up their arses.
Dogs 6
Humans 7

* Lassie's about as bitchy as dogs can get.
Dogs 7
Humans 7

The Unspoken.....

Bitchism - a religion which was created by our ancestors but which hasn't been written about till today...

it was predominantly a female philosophy but now has been passed on to the males too....

the philosophy of this religion is that the believers and followers make it a point to 'religiously' fuck up the lives of those close to them...

personal convictions/morals/principals when put to the test in real life can reveal levels of hypocrisy unknown to mankind...

i'm too pissed now to add anymore philosophies about 'Bitchism' - do add your own philosophies too....

"Just Bring IT"...

Well, the another day is just about over and another approaches the dawn. I often wonder what tomorrow will actually bring. I’ve had my share of ups and downs. Heartaches and sorrows. Laughter and excitement. Today I am optimistic about my future. I stand tall with strength and pride. I am ready to take on the world. I don’t make New Year’s resolutions, however my goals are quite clear. Better myself (all inclusive)!!!!

Number 1. Find patience and give life my all -

Nmber 2. Find my heart and my soul -

Number 3. Be strong - yet strong enough that I can still laugh.

And finally, reach out to those that I’ve let slip through my hands. I am ready for the WORLD!!! I can take whatever you throw my way. I want to believe in the many things I’ve lost through out the years. I want and will dream again. 2005 will be my year to shine….for me.

What’s in your bag?